Oppo Confession (it's a doozy) Plus Quick Question

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
01/18/2016 at 21:28 • Filed to: Jeep

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The Jeep Cherokee front end has grown on me...a lot! Today there was one behind me and, I kid you NOT, my thought was, “Wow, I hope all Jeeps get that front end.” What the hell is going on with me?!! I seriously had a vivid daydream of a Jeep Grand Cherokee AND a Wrangler with those fronts and didn’t immediately check if I set my climate controls from heat to mmm, carbon monoxide.

Question:

Wouldn’t the Trackhawk designation make more sense as an SRT stand in? Why would you create a badge to replace the Hellcat when it’s the name of the engine? It isn’t as if that engine is going into anything else in the Jeep brand besides the GC.


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Wobbles the Mind
01/18/2016 at 21:31

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That front is hideous. GET IT TOGETHER MAN


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
01/18/2016 at 21:39

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I’m telling you, I had some kind of out of body experience and saw the year 2023, when all CUVs had divorced DRLs and low headlamps. FCA was simply named JEEP Int. and the Wrangler Pick-Up outsold the F-150 for the third straight year. It was so, so cold in the future...but plenty of illumination. Cold, uncaring, completely divorced from it’s proper housing illumination


Kinja'd!!! GE90man > Wobbles the Mind
01/18/2016 at 23:04

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oh no


Kinja'd!!! hike > Wobbles the Mind
01/18/2016 at 23:31

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I really hope they do a mid cycle refresh and use the new led lighting tech to just integrate all the lights. I think it's a sharp looking car, but the drl, regular headlamps, plus for lamps is a bit much.


Kinja'd!!! Spoon II > Wobbles the Mind
01/18/2016 at 23:50

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It’s the Star Wars Rancor front end! I love it too!


Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > Wobbles the Mind
01/19/2016 at 20:44

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